Marriage Advice from the World Wide Web


An email I received sharing relationship advice. 🙂

The Nine Words Women Use

 

Did YOU say what I think YOU said?

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’).

Whatever!

(8) Whatever : This word often follows a man’s request to do something, like “Is it okay if I do not come with you to your mother’s?”  It is a woman’s way of saying, I don’t think so, and if you are smart you will do it my way.

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

* Share this with the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Share this with the women you know to give them a good laugh, because you know they know it’s true!!!

 

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