Riddle me this!


White unicorn on red

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  • When is a unicorn not a unicorn?  When it’s a donkey with a plunger stuck on its forehead.
  • What are the strongest days of the week?  Saturday and Sunday; every other is a weekday.
  • Did you know? Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is!
  • What did the man say when the church burnt down? Holy Smoke!
  • What is the oldest fruit known to man? Adam’s apple!
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