- When is a unicorn not a unicorn? When it’s a donkey with a plunger stuck on its forehead.
- What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday; every other is a weekday.
- Did you know? Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is!
- What did the man say when the church burnt down? Holy Smoke!
- What is the oldest fruit known to man? Adam’s apple!