21 Life Lessons from Children

  1. No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
  2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
  3. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
  5. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
  6. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
  8. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  9. Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God’s Bill of Wrongs.
  10. Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
  11. The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap.
  12. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
  13. When you hear the toilet flush along with the words “uh oh,” it’s already too late.
  14. Play-Doh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
  15. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can’t walk on water.
  16. The spin cycle on the washing machine makes cats dizzy.
  17. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
  18. Boys only rub your back to find out if you’re wearing a bra.
  19. Just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom is going to make me clean it up.
  20. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer.
  21. Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
And finally,

 Remember, … you’re never too old to hold your father’s hand.

But Jesus called for them and said, ‘Let the little children come to me, and do not stop them; for it is to such as these that thekingdomofGodbelongs. Truly I tell you, whoever does not receive thekingdomofGodas a little child will never enter it.’ ~ Luke 18:16-17


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