Recreation is my shepherd, I shall not stay at home;
It maketh me to lie down in a sleeping bag;
It leadeth me down the interstate each weekend.
I annointed my skin with oil,
My gas tank runneth dry;
Surely my trailer shall follow me all the weekends of summer,
And I shall return to the house of the Lord this fall.
But by then, it will be hunting season and football season,
And that’s another psalm.