Don’t you feel like this on some days? I know I do! And when I do ~ I’ve just gotta laugh at myself 🙂
Laugh with me!
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
- A few beers short of a six-pack.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- A few peas short of a casserole.
- Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.
- The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
- One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
- One taco short of a combination plate.
- A few feathers short of a whole duck.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
- Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
- Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney’s clogged.
- Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
- Doesn’t know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
- Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
- Forgot to pay his brain bill.
- Her sewing machine’s out of thread.