Hmmm? ~ You Gotta Wonder


Some things just don’t make sense. Some things take up too much space in our heads. Some things just make you go hmmm …. What do you think?

    • Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
    • At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
    • What is Satan’s last name?
    • Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you in that silly paper sheet anyway.
    • Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says “Not available in all states”?
    • If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
    • If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you’re the main witness, what if you say “no”?
    • How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
    • Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
    • Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
    • If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
    • Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
    • Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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4 thoughts on “Hmmm? ~ You Gotta Wonder

    • LOL! That is one of those things where I would rather sit on the end ~ then I know I’ve got one arm rest.

      Or, I just wait till I can bring the movie home, then I have arm rests AND a footstool! 🙂

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