It seems to me … Cowboy style!

It seems to me …

  1. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: when you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
  2. If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin’. 
  3. Never smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.
  4. It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
  5. Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you’re out of good whiskey.
  6. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
  7. Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger’n you think.
  8. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  9. Always drink upstream from the herd.
  10. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
  11. If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
  12. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
  13. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
  14. When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
  15. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back.

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